Parody: Pretty Mormon

Pretty Mormon (Pretty Woman by Van Halen) Pretty mormon, going out to eat Pretty mormon, looking at her feet. Oh pretty mormon, I can't believe its true, a person who shows such great virtue Pretty mormon, she really likes to read. Pretty mormon, one who does good deed. Oh pretty mormon, Oh you better be at church on this up and coming sunday. Pretty mormon doesn't smoke or drink and tries to stay away from caffine. Pretty mormon doesn't swear or curse, and wont date before 16. Pretty mormon yah yah yah. Pretty mormon prays day and night. Cause I need you, so we can start a big family. Ah, ah, ah, ah Pretty mormon, will not have sex Pretty mormon, even if he has pects Pretty woman holds to what see thinks is true. Okay. I guess I'll go home because you're not allowed to be up past 12. Cause after 12 must be the devils time to go and mess with man. What do I see, she is way too good for me. whoa, whoa Pretty mormon.